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The Omni-Taser Advert by EspionageDB7 The Omni-Taser Advert by EspionageDB7
The Omni-Taser. From Coronix Electronics, makers of the iTool and the Omni-Laser

lol okay, well this is something that is going to be featured briefly in my upcoming chapter, which is coming soon by the way. Hoping to have it finished by sometime this week.

Some of you may remember my itool concept. [link]

And there was also of course my advert for the Nautilus Triton: [link]

Well now, the mind that brought you these random non-existent products brings you the Omni-Taser! Made of course like another magazine ad.

Rather pleased with this. I think Coronix Electronics is gonna be a major company within my little merged universe. Sort of like Hanhe-Kedar, and Exo-Geni, and Sirta Foundation, and all those other random Mass Effect companies hehe.
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AngelOfLife0600 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
xD still waiting for the omni tools to get real lol :D
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Veleriphon Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Definitely something C-Sec would have.
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes indeed - as a matter of fact, I'm surprised something like this hasn't been seen in game. Which gave me license to "invent" it :aww:
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Finjix Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh interesting XD
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks :)
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Finjix Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
np!
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Cool!

*************

Vanessa: I have been tased....Fifeteen Times at once, I have NO idea what kept me alive. ;p
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icongordonfreemanplz:: I know the feeling... I've been beaten by about fifteen stun batons all at once... I still get this weird twitch in m...

*twitches*

:icongordonfreemanplz:: See! There it is again!
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Vanessa: What? I didn't see anything twitch.

:iconmirandalawsonplz: It's hard to tell, if he's not in a bathsuit.
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol you're terrible :XD:
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
You liek it :D

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(The Group are seated at table, eating/drinking breakfast as they discuss plans for clearing Shepard and Gordon's name)

:icongordonfreemanplz: We gott coem up with SOMETHING!! I CAN'T be handcuffed and thrown into the back of a car again!!

Vanessa: Why not? Me and Darling did it last night.

:iconjacobtaylorplz: :icondragondrink: VANESSA!!

:iconmirandalawsonplz: (giving coy smirk toward Jacob) Did he now?

Vanessa: Technically it was the Back of the Mako, but I think it cencides with Dr. Freeman's.

:iconcommandershepardplz: :XD: Vanessa Masters, you are amazing!!

Vanessa: Those were JACOB'S words Exactly!!
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL funny thing is I am TOTALLY bringing the Mako back in Salv2. That thing was so much fun to drive.

It'll definitely have a role on the Tuchanka mission. Fuck just fighting. Needs some driving!

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/While boarding the Mako

:iconcommandershepardplz:: I've heard stories about your driving, Gordon... Are they true?

:icongordonfreemanplz:: What kinda stories?

:iconcommandershepardplz:: Well, they say you outran and took down a gunship with a dune buggy. That you repelled an army of striders and hunters using a beat up old muscle car...

:icongordonfreemanplz:: Oh... Yeah, more or less.

:iconcommandershepardplz:: Good. Then you drive.

:icongordonfreemanplz:: Drive?! Me?! I-I dunno how drive this damn tank...!

:iconcommandershepardplz:: *sarcastically* I thought you were a fast learner... Besides, I seem to remember someone complaining about my driving back when we were chasing down Vesir a few years ago, on Illium. (Lair of the Shadow Broker)

:icongordonfreemanplz:: ...

:iconcommandershepardplz:: That's what I thought... *as he kicks his feet up, and leans back in his seat* Get drivin' speedy.
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Vanessa is the EXACT same way :D

"LOOK OU!! HEY!! WATCH IT!!"

Tali and Shepard look up in alarm as a Hover-Cab zoomed toward them, pedestarian's leapign to the side to avoid being knocked down as the Cab pulls up and the door's open. To Reveal Vanessa an her assistant Cerina in the front seats, V, driving as the Krogan Cab Driver is panting from fear in the backseat

Vanessa: (To Krogan) Told you I could get from the Shuttle Landing Pad and here under 50 Credits! Hahaha!! Hey, John. Tali-Lovely.
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL Krogan cab drivers - that's a funny idea, that I think would probably be accurate.

When people think of cab drivers in movies and stuff, they mostly think of minorities. I think the krogan, with the genophage and all, would fit that category.

Plus, in a lot of movies, cab drivers are portrayed as angry and hostile type people... Again, krogan.

LOL I can just imagine a krogan smoking a cigar, with a little flannel beret cap on shouting. "Hey! Outta the way you pyjack! I'm drivin' here! Oh, you think you got a quad? Don't make me get outta this cab and break your face!"
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malovence Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Tali: "Well, can't be worse than when Shepard's driving." (Famous last words)
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol ah, Shepard's driving... I miss Shepard's driving :XD:
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malovence Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!"
[link]
:D Half life machinima reference.
LTL: overrated (-)_(-)
Shit, I can imagine the pranks Shepard could pull with this thing XD
*sneaks upto Miranda*
"TASE!"
"EEEKKK!!!"
*sneaks up to gordan*
"TASE!"
"Huh? Was that a vortiguant?"
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL you make me think I should insert a "Don't tase me bro" reference somewhere now. Haha.

Hanar: Do not tase this one, sibling...

Elcor: Pleadingly: Don't tase me bro...
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lethe-gray Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Non lethal.



FEH. ;)
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EspionageDB7 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well... Not everything has to kill. lol

Although, I'm sure if someone like Tali were to get one of these, she could probably turn up the voltage and turn it into a hand-held electric chair lol.
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lethe-gray Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol!!
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